New year, same Melon (but slightly juicier)

First of all, let me start by saying: oops, my bad.

I know, I know—it's been a while since the last juicy slice of The Daily Melon hit your inbox. But hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, right?

So here I am, back to wish you all a Happy New Year! May 2025 bring you prosperity, joy, and fewer emails about extended warranties.

Now, a little update: while I’ve been busy wrangling pixels, navigating existential design crises and dodging the tyranny of deadlines, this humble little channel has been quietly growing. We’re inching ever closer to the glorious milestone of 100 subscribers!

But here’s the deal: growth demands greatness, and greatness demands quality content. The kind of content that makes you laugh, think, and maybe even question the meaning of life—okay, maybe not that deep, but you get the idea. So buckle up, because this year, we’re aiming high. Or at least medium-high, like the third shelf in the pantry that you have to stretch for but don’t need a stool.

Let’s get this melon rolling, shall we?